Residents of Stuyvesant Town are waiting with baited breath for the opening of the new Oval Lounge which promises first class entertainment, top shelf liquor and the occasional celeb sighting.
The Oval Lounge is part of the new strip mall being forged in the heart of Stuyvesant Town know as the “Oval” where tenants are welcomed to spend their hard earned money while awkwardly socializing with each other before heading off to binge drink on Avenue A.
The edgy lounge will include pool tables, seating areas and a single large flat screen TV where residents can watch Frank Sinatra shoot up in The Man with the Golden Arm (pictured) and other psychological disasters like Last Exit to Brooklyn and The Accused.
Tenants living directly above the city’s newest hot spot will no doubt thrive in the French Quarter-like atmosphere which promises them intelligent conversation and all the second hand smoke one could hope for late at night.
A Town & Country profile piece is already in the works and the opening night gala gawkers can expect to see Tara Reid, Sylvia Miles and the Olsen Twins.
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Friday, June 13, 2008
Oval Lounge - Pool, Booze and Gritty Dramas
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these little oval retail locations are just dumb. tishman is just converting the storage space in those 4 corners into additional retail fronts. i dont know why, its not going to see the usage they expect. do i need to rent this location for a kids birthday party or a super bowl party?
It has been rumored that TishSpy is about to engage in an experiment to bring about a brave new luxury complex wherein happy tenants will mix it up at the new amenity locations and produce a new generation dedicated to enhancing the TishSpy bottom line. Thus, the need for the new amenity centers where happy residents can pay some extra fees, meet, and mate...or is it clone? Oval Kids will serve as a hatchery and conditioning center for this new, happy generation. Ovalteens will serve older kids and chocolate milk. A spokesperson for TishSpy shared its vision for the future:
O wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous Stuykind is!
O brave new luxury complex
That hath such profit in it!"
Orgy Porgy!
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